Xiaxue PWNED

Beware Not Safe For Work. Not advised for people with weak hearts.

Yes, I know that of us Singaporeans have (sadly) heard of a certain blog by xiaxue. Featured on national newspaper some time back, I decided pay this weblog a visit to see how “good” it actually was. To my horror I saw things that were simply WRONG. In the post “Abbie’s First Birthday” I saw pictures that are not usually accosiated with childrens birthdays;Two adult women playing with oversized blow-up muticoloured dildos.

In another post, she showcased a vibrating “USB massage” gadget.

“Perfect for watching porn with. Did I say that out loud?! I mean, erm, perfect for us who are, you know, all stressed out with work, and, erm, need a massage or something.

Speaking of orgasmic feelings…“

Yea, we can tell you surf lesbian porn or bestiality. Wait then again aren’t you turned on by elephants? We’re really unsure of your sexual orientation, so we will take the liberty of classifying you under OMNISEXUAL. We know you wank, first vibrating USB toys, then giant blow-up dildos. Thanks for telling us you like ‘em, now we all know whats on your wishlist.