New Pastime!

Here at 1337, we are dedicated to provide entertainment to all our intelligent readers. Now, we have come our with a new way to help you pass time during the school holidays.

FUCK Destory the Ants

Materials: Penknife, Matches, Rocks, Cans, Water, Candles and Baygon

Step 1: Identify a suitable target.

Step 2: Using the penknife, behead any ants near you.

Step 3: Fill the empty cans with water.

Step 4: Take aim and fire! Toss the water-filled cans and the rocks at the nest.

Step 5: Ants will swarm out, light the candles and burn the ants or use the hot melted wax to encase them.

Step 6: If things get out of hand, use the Baygon and spray the shit out of the buggers.

The result.

HAVE FUN!

Variations include:

1. Using super glue to glue the ants’ heads together.
2. Using regular glue to entomb them.
3. Drawing a circle around them with insect chalk and taking your time to behead them.
4. EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Holding a lighter to the nozzle of a can of deodourant spray. Ignite the particles ejected from the nozzle, fuck those ants up. CAUTION, this is not advised by the safety indications, but what the heck we did it anyway.

Developed by: nanotech, stormcrow and THEchu