Bengs

We can’t believe how stupid this group of people are. Here’s the mildest example:

Me: So Ah Hoon, can you tell me the meaning of xenophobia?

Ah Hoon: Wait ah, I ting first ah…

Me: *Lets see where this is going. LMAO

Ah Hoon: Aiya! Bee Chye i no, so uncomprex.

Me: Care to elaborate?

Ah Hoon: Becos ah, phobia is fear right?

Ah Hoon: And den ah, xeno is… zero lor!!!

Ah Hoon: So xenophobia is… no fear lor!!!

Ah Hoon: Hahaha I so crever. Becos men dun feel paaain, gangsta dun feel pain.

Me: What the Flock?

What a stupidly witty statement. As all we non-beng beings should know, xenophobia is the fear of strangers or foreigners. If it means “no phobia”, then ablutophobia (fear of washing or bathing) is the fear of pluto, yes? A survey was conducted in Moh Ghim Secondary School, and surprisingly, 99% of the student population agreed with the above statement. How the hell did they graduate from preschool?

Maybe I should conduct this survey in RI. Hmmm. My hypothesis predicts that the results will be worse. Well, better get started.