SHER-them
The SHER-them, are amazing creatures, their existence is surprising, due to their utter lack of any brain in three mammal bodies. Some experts even believe that they are dumber than the turkey, currently the record holder for dumbness. However, where they lack in existence of intelligence, they have in turn an extremely dense body. These object moves, their mass creates a gravitational pull rival to that of the moon. Amazingly, these creatures has manifested itself into crude copy of the human body.
Entering a human school, these creatures finally received its deserved attention. On the other hand, it had to resort to drastic measures. Shitting outside the toilet, wearing idiotic clothing, looking in the mirror and smiling are some of its trademark attention seeking activities.
As of 2005, SHER “Fat Shit” them, has participated in mostly humans-only activites. During an awards ceremony 2005, an earthquake in excess of 8.9 on the Richter Scale was recorded as the animals moved onto the stage. There was a tension in the room as the crowd anxiously anticipated the reinforced titanium beams supporting the stage to give way. However, this was not to be. The engineer that redesigned the stage was quoted saying that it was “surprising that the stage did not buckle under those fat shits”.
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