Archive for December, 2005
Lifestyles of the Rich and Fucked Up
We apologize for the long haitus on 1337, but hey! We’re back and better than ever.
We have conclude that Kelly Os-Burn-My-Zombie-Bitch-Ass, is an undead monster. After a string of startling photographs that hit the World Wide Web.
To think these stars that degenerate people worship pays for a makeup artist. Honestly, the money would be better off spent on training more higly-skilled Chinese babies.